Alligator Short Jokes
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What's the similarity between a Alligator and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!
Q: How many arms has a alligator got?
A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner!
Q: Why don't alligators like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!
Q: What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower?
A: I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!
Q: Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
A: It's filled with liti-gators.
Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS?
A: A Navi-gator.
Q: What do alligators call human children?
A: Appetizers.
Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
Q: What's worse than one alligator coming to dinner?
A: Two alligators coming to dinner
Q: What do alligators drink before a race?
A: Gator-Ade.
Q: Why are alligators comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Q: Why won't alligators attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!
Q: Why shouldn't you shoot an alligator?
A: He'll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
Q: What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A: A tail-gater.
Q: What do yuppie alligators like to drink
A: Jaw-va
Q: What was the nerd alligators favorite programming language
A: Jaw-va
Q: What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
A: An Instigator.
Q: What is an alligators favorite smell?
A: Human blood.
Q: What do you get a girl that likes crocodiles?
A: All I got her is shoes.
Q: What do you call a man too big for an alligator to eat?
A: a jawbreaker.
Q: Did you hear about the crocodile who became a congressman?
A: He was an expert dele-gator.
Q: Why shouldn't you taunt an alligator?
A: Because it might come back to bite you in the end.
Q: What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
A: An irri-gator.
Q: What's the difference between a dog and a gator?
A: One's bark is worst than his bite.
An alligator can go through 3,000 teeth in a lifetime.
Got infected from an alligator bite, now I have gatoraids.
An alligator walks into Sea World and says whale whale whale what have we here.
See ya later alligator, getting wild crocodile
The news reported that an alligator had been found in the Artic, the locals said they were not surprised because they were expecting a cold snap!
Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"
Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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